Where did you go?

I know what you’re thinking. “You start a blog and then just stop? What happened?”
Well, let me start by offering you my apology, and then I’ll give you a bunch of excuses. No really, I have some great excuses, so just hear me out.
My wife is crazy. That’s my first excuse, and it is valid. She would agree too. Just to be clear she’s not kill-you-in-your-sleep-crazy, she is move-a-bookstore-fifty-feet-crazy. There is a big difference. 
When she presented the idea of moving the bookstore I really didn’t think I would be as involved as I was, however, after everything got started she asked me to do more and more. It was like a Cinderella incident. I swear she was adding item on top of item to my to-do list just to keep me from the metaphorical ball. However, I got a great “dress” out of the deal.
My next excuse is my wonderful daughter. She is flying through her online school like a stingray dancing through the ocean waters. I have to stay on top of her school work to verify she is understanding it, but I have difficulty keeping up. I am like a freight train following the sting ray; I just sink. Don’t get me started on “Common Core”, talk about something that could slow down even a genius.
Finally, my favorite excuse, I decided that it would be a good idea to stop cutting a 2 by 4 mid cut, and see what it felt like going across my wrist instead. I hope you are picking up on the sarcasm, because my life rocks! It really was just an accident. Everything is reattached, and I am in the recovery process. I just wanted you all to know that I will be more vigilant with this blog, even though it takes twice as log to write it now with one hand.